Have you always wanted a perfect body, with rock hard abs and buns of steel, without ever getting out of bed?
Imagine having enough confidence to get out of your car during a road rage incident that wasn't your fault, instead of apologising and cowardly driving off as quickly as you could.
Well, is you answered 'yes' to any of these, then get along to see Akmal Saleh at Windsor RSL on Friday, September 27 at 8pm.
Akmal is an Egyptian Australian comedian and actor who has been performing comedy since the early 1990s.
He will be visiting the RSL as part of his Open for Renovations tour.
During his one-hour show, Akmal will be asking the audience if they know how he can achieve these things.
Tickets are $44. Book at the Windsor RSL website at www.windsorrsl.com.au.