Fact: Nothing looks good when recreated in red meat.
A Scottish butcher has attracted ire online after creating a "tribute" (read: monstrosity) to tennis star Andy Murray's second child, made entirely of sausage.
John Hill, who clearly had the best intentions, posed for a picture with the creepy meat baby for Glasgow's Sun newspaper on Thursday, a day after it was announced Murray and his wife Kim had welcomed a baby girl.
The couple already have one daughter,19-month-old Sophia.
Hill, who owns a shop in Dunblane, Scotland, is described by the Sun as Murray's "old local butcher".
He told the Sun he thought the meat baby would be "a funny way to let people know" about their local hero's new arrival.
The creation, which is made of Scottish Lorne sausage, certainly attracted attention on social media.
Today in repulsive Scottish news, a Dunblane butcher has created a sausage baby in honour of Andy Murray's second child. https://t.co/zIFWYcZSnw pic.twitter.com/p6Sl9hV2Tq??? Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) November 9, 2017
The new series of Doctor Who looks like being the most terrifying yet https://t.co/kVf2aa1ly3??? Tom Phillips (@flashboy) November 9, 2017
A butcher in Scotland has created a sausage baby to mark the arrival of Andy Murray's 2nd child. Just look at the state of it https://t.co/Pv42fcIs37 pic.twitter.com/vCt21zD3bI??? Olivia Solon (@oliviasolon) November 9, 2017
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